“You know your eyes look real pretty when you are pissed mummy” I spat at her through clench teeth
. Sam hung around as always, she wasn’t as nice to look at but at least I knew when she smiled at me it was vaguely in a nice way. I am sorry
. . It was such an odd shape – about 6 inches long, quite narrow at the base eventually spreading out to a big fat bell-end that looked like a plum
“You know your eyes look real pretty when you are pissed mummy” I spat at her through clench teeth
. Sam hung around as always, she wasn’t as nice to look at but at least I knew when she smiled at me it was vaguely in a nice way. I am sorry
. . It was such an odd shape – about 6 inches long, quite narrow at the base eventually spreading out to a big fat bell-end that looked like a plum
“You know your eyes look real pretty when you are pissed mummy” I spat at her through clench teeth
. Sam hung around as always, she wasn’t as nice to look at but at least I knew when she smiled at me it was vaguely in a nice way. I am sorry
. . It was such an odd shape – about 6 inches long, quite narrow at the base eventually spreading out to a big fat bell-end that looked like a plum
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