When I was certain it was my expected guest, I told him "I'd always wished I'd go to pick up a date for the first time and find her naked and horny" as I dropped my robe and exposed myself in all God's glory with a beautiful boner begging for attention
. It took some doing, usually, if a guy wasn't coming right over after reading the ad, it never became anything more than a teasing situation. It was way different than I thought it'd be
. . So, first of all, I am not a stud or in shape
When I was certain it was my expected guest, I told him "I'd always wished I'd go to pick up a date for the first time and find her naked and horny" as I dropped my robe and exposed myself in all God's glory with a beautiful boner begging for attention
. It took some doing, usually, if a guy wasn't coming right over after reading the ad, it never became anything more than a teasing situation. It was way different than I thought it'd be
. . So, first of all, I am not a stud or in shape
When I was certain it was my expected guest, I told him "I'd always wished I'd go to pick up a date for the first time and find her naked and horny" as I dropped my robe and exposed myself in all God's glory with a beautiful boner begging for attention
. It took some doing, usually, if a guy wasn't coming right over after reading the ad, it never became anything more than a teasing situation. It was way different than I thought it'd be
. . So, first of all, I am not a stud or in shape
Teeny Exzesse-Bizarre Visionen